It's anyone's game

Another successful tourney done. In a turn of events, the leaders went down early, while a few established new positions to get into the race. With one tourney left for the season, it's going to come down to the wire.

#11 Dice Man
Mini-Muth's Queens over my Tens. Flop brought nada, the turn showed nil and the river drowned me. I go home now.

#10 DoctorLove
A4o against J8s. AKT, Q, T. Whatever. F this crap. I'm tired. I'm going home.

#9 SunshinesBitch
1800 for Canuck, 3200 from Mini-Muth, all-in from me. Canuck calls my all in-- great, I've got two pair. Mini-Muth goes all-in. Canuck folds an even better two pair against Mini-Muth's Kings. And then the K comes. Mini-muth is a Bitch! Go Blue!

#8 Coopzilla
A haiku by Coopzilla:

crippled by sour-ass bitches
Mini-Muth's two assholes
take a royal shit on Coop

unglorious, Coop tries to stage a comeback but is beaten down by CMoney's KQo vs. QQ when a K comes on the turn. The rest is unremarkable except for my Sharepoint banner making skillz.

#7 HumpinHorses
God damn sucked out on three times today and losing my mind. Stop-go fail as bigstack hits top pair on the flop.

#6 Mojo
Blinded down to nothing, I staked by life on a QTo. I got called by Mini-Muth with his 42o bullshit. Flop is pretty. Turn is prettier. I just had to duck a 4 or a 2 to double up, but Canuck throws down a 4 and I'm out.

Whatever. Finale will be gigantic. Everybody busted in the right order. I await my redemption.

#5 Mini-Muth
KTs, busted by Canucks K5o. Flop had a K, but river with a 5.... I'm pretty sure Motown is gay.

#4 CMoney
87s versus Motown's Q9o. Short stacked, pushed after they bluffed me on the previous hand. Flop came 963 to give me outs. None came of course because I'm not a suckout master like most folks in the game. Bust on the bubble again. F poker!

#3 Canuck
Three left and nobody stepping up. Jodizzle raises by big blind and I call with A9o. 965 flop. Jodizzle 10K, and I push all-in. Jodizzle calls and shows 95. Turn a blank, J river. F me eh! Left me with 8K chips while she took over 50K. Next hand, as the small blind, I push K6 and Motown calls T6. Flop all good, turn T, river 7. Out in third, $81 richer but a long ride home.

#2 Motown
I'm playing Jodizzle heads up as I'm pushing hands not normally played. CMoney dealing as I go with the 95. Pre-flop Jodizzle 12K, I raise to 24K. She flops a flush, I pair my 5. She's getting pretty. I get flush, she's got a Royal flush. I go home.