Tourney 4... Spoiler alert!

In an unprecedented night, we have collected the thoughts of those who busted. Going into the evening, Coopzilla sat on a tenuous lead, followed quickly by DoctorLove and SunshinesBitch. It was a night for establishing your positions before the final tournaments, and it ended as a night for the spoiler, Mojo. Having missed two, he's out for the trophy. But, he can still take the money and ruin the chances for others.

#13: Motown
Stupid hand. 5 in a row! Stupid, on-tilt, angry white guy. Pocket 7s vs flush flop bullshit for Mojo.

#12 StillNotFat
Pockets Aces against Ks8h. Flop 3 garbage shitty hearts, with a check/check. K on the turn, so I bet 2G. All-in for Mojo, and I call. Garbage garbage garbage. K on the river... $%#@. I'm going to Subway.

#11 Coopzilla
Buncha BS but no help for Coopzilla. Mojo wins with an A high. Mojo was going all-in on all kinds of BS all night. I decided that I liked my KJo, seeing as I like boys. We flip and it's a KJo vs AKo. Any number of cards could have helped, but nothing came to help, so a bitch-ass A high took it down. I guess I'll stick to Sharepoint banners.

#10 HumpinHorses
I pushed in my 10 big blinds into the middle preflop, sitting on an ATo. Dice Man called with AK. The flop heighted HumpinHorses' hopes with 10xx, only to be crushed by the turn with a K.

#9 Mini-muth
K9h value pot, A9 CMoney, AQ Mojo, flop A-A-10. No help.

#8 Meatsock
Oh, Mojo busted me, but DoctorLove deserves it with his crap trip 7s from earlier. I mean REALLY?!?!? Why leave me with $600???? Just go all in like a MAN!

#7 Jodizzle
Busted with pocket 4s. Flop had a 4 but SunshinesBitch pulled a Coopzilla and found a straight on the river like a little mother @$%^.

#6 CMoney
Q10c against Pocket 3s with SunshinesBitch. 2 clubs flop, 3 on the turn and nothing on the river. Nothing. Like my winnings.

#5 Canuck
Slowly, I started getting check raised. Before the flop, I was looking good, but.... I'm a Canadian. When we bet, I was down to 4.7k, small blind, and got sunk. J9o against Mojo's A3o. A on the turn did me in and THAT SUCKED, EH?!?!

#4 Dice Man
Started K10o against Mojo's 37h. I'm sitting on the big blind, and Mojo raises me all in. DoctorLove, the worst dealer in the room, flops down a 37x. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, I said. Turn helps no one, so at this point, it's pretty much over. But DoctorLove rolls it so he can practice burning cards and turning the next. The river seals the deal and now I'm writing in the Tablet of Shame. At least I'm $30 richer than when I woke up. Go Blue!

#3 SunshinesBitch
DoctorLove sucks. Mojo sucks worse for knocking me out with 5s against my AK. I'm still in the top 3...Bitches!!!! Go Blue!

#2 DoctorLove
Limping along all night long with nothing, getting dealt 29o and 36o more times than Mini-muth makes trades in FF. I couldn't get crap for cards. Dwindling to almost nothing, and admittedly, a few mistakes with bad folds, I end up taking a J10o against an A6o. Flop comes a 476, 2 on the turn, and whole bunch of bull@#$% on the river. Time to go buy poker for dummies. At least I could sit by short stacked and watch SunshinesBitch and Mojo duke it out with their big stacks.

#1 Mojo
Thanks for paying my kids' way through college. And Coop, thanks for the dollar.